A bit of Kay...

 PETER KAY SAYINGS


1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said Thyroid problem?'


2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised
     that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.


3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.


4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.


5) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.


6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.


7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.


8) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.


9) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.


10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'


11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?


12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.


13) You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me neither.


14) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.


15) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.


16) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.


PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS


1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.


2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.


3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.


4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.


5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.


6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.


7) You never know where to look when eating a banana.


8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.


9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.


10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.


11) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.


12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.


13) Old ladies can eat more than you think.


14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.


15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.


16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.


17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


Kommentarer
Postat av: whatthefuck

10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'..hahahahahah-helt klart FAVORIT!!!!!! Inte för jag vill min svärmor något ont men..... hmmmm.....

2008-06-19 @ 16:53:03
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Postat av: whatthefuck

10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'..hahahahahah-helt klart FAVORIT!!!!!! Inte för jag vill min svärmor något ont men..... hmmmm.....

2008-06-19 @ 16:53:12
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Postat av: whatthefuck

dubbelklick dubbelklick...hahahah.... vem faan e Peter Kay...måste in på youtube!....

2008-06-19 @ 16:54:09
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Postat av: whatthefuck

aha.... ja kände igen han nu.... youtube e bra, jag känner aldrig igen namn...men ansikten e ja bra på....hahaha

2008-06-19 @ 16:56:06
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Postat av: whatthefuck

GLAD MIDSOMMAR SYSTER!!!

2008-06-20 @ 09:40:36
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Postat av: whatthefuck

faan du ska då se allt!!!! hahahaha!!!

2008-06-20 @ 10:01:56
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